Ironic emo hoodie, based on the in-game cosmetic.

• Breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
• Brushed interior fleece for a soft, cozy feel
• Roomy, unisex fit—goes big on comfort
• Double-layered, no-drawcord hood
• Front pocket for stuff and snacks
 
This piece is super stylish, and sure to be a hit at any party, wedding, school reunion, or tea party.  Everyone will love it.  Actually, I can't guarantee that, but I think there's a pretty solid chance that people will dig it.  If they don't dig it, that's unfortunate, but at least you'll know that you look fly af.