Standard issue prisoner long sleeve t-shirt from Thunderwall Containment Facility.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
 
This piece is super stylish, and sure to be a hit at any party, wedding, school reunion, or tea party.  Everyone will love it.  Actually, I can't guarantee that, but I think there's a pretty solid chance that people will dig it.  If they don't dig it, that's unfortunate, but at least you'll know that you look fly af.